giovedì 11 dicembre 2003
Tiger Woods Chapter IV
Questa � la migliore in quanto la pi� elitaria: disprezzare chi non la capisce, avendo l'accortezza di raccontarla solo a persone che non vi chiedano di spiegargli cosa significa.
On the day after his Master's victory, Tiger Woods tried to enter this very exclusive golf club.
He was stopped at the gate by a security guard who said, 'I am sorry sir but this club does not allow black people to enter. However, if you would still like to play, there is an excellent public course about a 3 wood down this road.'
Tiger responds, 'But I am Tiger Woods!'
The guard replies, 'I am terribly sorry I did not recognize you. In that case the other course is an easy 5 iron down the road.'
¶ 03:03
On the day after his Master's victory, Tiger Woods tried to enter this very exclusive golf club.
He was stopped at the gate by a security guard who said, 'I am sorry sir but this club does not allow black people to enter. However, if you would still like to play, there is an excellent public course about a 3 wood down this road.'
Tiger responds, 'But I am Tiger Woods!'
The guard replies, 'I am terribly sorry I did not recognize you. In that case the other course is an easy 5 iron down the road.'
¶ 03:03
